Woman Claims Her Salad Dressing Was Possessed: ‘I Was Attacked’

When I first saw this story, I asked myself, What kind of person thinks salad dressing could become possessed?

Then I saw a picture of the woman in question, and I totally understood.

Divel McLean, which is pretty close to devil and I think she may be projecting her own possession onto an unsuspecting inanimate object, was at her friends house making food when the salad dressing turned on her.

McLean told Fox19,

I heard pop, pop, pop. I looked up, it was possessed. It was going crazy. It was shooting up in the air, to the side.

Man, how embarrassed do you think that demon feels knowing he accidentally possessed salad dressing and not a more useful host?

The Wyoming woman claims that the salad dressing exploded loudly like a firecracker.

She said of the incident,

Well its hard to explain, I was attacked by a bottle of salad dressing. He probably thought I was in the whiskey or something.

Im starting to think she was as well

Read more: http://elitedaily.com/news/salad-dressing-possessed/1689006/