Twitter Users Donate Five Million LOLs to Donald Trump’s Announcement
Donald Trump offered Barack Obama a $5 million check to any charity of choice in exchange for the public release of his college records and passport application.
Trump’s big announcement has been running the online rumor mill since Monday, when he alluded to “very big news” on Fox and Friends regarding President Obama. The reveal was scheduled to happen on Twitter, where users joked about what Trump’s big bombshell could be.
Donald Trump’s big announcement is that his real name is Tronald Dump.
— Steven Amiri (@StevenAmiri) October 24, 2012
The businessman tweeted a video Wednesday, asserting that all the predictions regarding his announcement have been totally incorrect.
“If he releases these records, it will end the question, and indeed the anger, of many Americans,” Trump stated in the press release.
Naturally, Twitter users responded to the announcement in parody. Many offered their own bargains to Trump, and others compared the video to a villainous scene out of a movie. Even Trump’s hair had something to say.
Witstream is also capturing the reactions of comedians in real time.
Donald Trump did a great Dr. Evil impression.
— Betty F*ckin’ White (@BettyFckinWhite) October 24, 2012
Donald Trump is quickly becoming the least entertaining Bond villain ever.
— CollegeHumor (@CollegeHumor) October 24, 2012
— Donald Trump’s Hair (@TrumpsHair) October 24, 2012
Please spend the $5 million on hats.
— Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) October 24, 2012
If Barack Obama can prove that he is NOT a werewolf by October 31st, I will give 5 million dollars to his favorite werewolf charity.
— Caissie St.Onge (@Caissie) October 24, 2012
Trump should have said he’d donate $5M if Obama promised to send me only 3 campaign emails a day.
— Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) October 24, 2012
Even if Obama meets Trump’s demands, it will probably take Trump forever toupee.
— Lucky Shirt (@luckyshirt) October 24, 2012
That is not Obama’s real hair.#Trumpsurprise
— David Corn (@DavidCornDC) October 23, 2012
— jawillie (@jawillie) October 24, 2012
Image courtesy of College Humor