The Music Festival You Need To Attend Based On Your Zodiac Sign
Music festivals are my shit.
Im not afraid to admit Im thegirl with the flower crown and the obnoxious heart-shaped sunglasses youve been warned about via internet festival memes, but please bear with me.
Every year, I patiently awaitthe release of summer and fall lineups and start counting pennies in preparation for the moment when I shamelessly splurge on a ticket to my favorite show.
Recently, my decisions have been becoming harder and harder.
Becausethere are SO MANY OPTIONS,andits getting really freakin difficult to figure out whichlineup gets my heart racing the most.
Luckily, Ive discovered the answers to all of my problems written in the stars.
HA. But really, heres a list of all of the music festivals you should attend based on your zodiac sign.
Aquarius: Global Citizen Festival
You love to make a difference and have a knack for helping others, so theres no question Global Citizen is the festival for you. Because in order to score a ticket to the big night, you need to earn it.
But, hey, theres no better feeling than hanging out in Central Park with the satisfaction that your presence alone is making a difference.
Especially when Rihanna isgoing to be there.
Youre super innovative and appreciate art like no other. Not to mention, youre friendly as hell and super gentle by nature.
Theresno better place for you thanthe good old roo, so pack your bags and head to Tennessee in pursuit of living and breathing EVERYTHING creative.
Aries: Made in America
Youre full of energy and naturally optimistic, so theres no better place to exude your appreciation for a good timethan Made in America.
This Philadelphia-based festival is basically calling your name because youve got the musical staminatoenjoy an array of genres everythingfrom Coldplay to Lil Wayne.
Rest up, because youre going to have one helluva night.
You appreciate beauty and are known for your sensual behavior, which makes the sexy, mystical, almost*untouchable* land of Coachella perfect for you.
Not to mention, you value materialism a tad more than others, which makes the glamorous Coachella lifestyle your haven when it comes to fashion and high-profile celeb company.
Get it, girl.
Gemini:Electric Zoo Festival
Youre curious as a kitten, restless and always on the prowl for new adventures, soElectric Zoo is the festival for you and your wild heart.
Youll be able to experience a world unlike any other and let loose to electronic music on dreamy Randalls Island in NYC.
Cancer: Newport Folk Festival
Youre super low-key and prefer a more ~chill~ atmosphere than most.
Youre also very affectionate and loving, which would make the soulful vibes of Newport Folk Festival perfect for you and your romantic ideals.
This years singer-songwriter getaway featured artists like the legendary Patti Smith, Norah Jones, Alabama Shakesand more the perfect combination of artists for folks like you who appreciate heartfelt lyrics and good company.
Leo: Ultra Music Festival
Yourethe life of the party, Leo, and are often admired for your uncensored personality and undeniable attraction. Youre super confident and love nothing more than having a good time.
Ultra Music Festival 2017 is calling your name because youll get toparty all night to bumpin electronic musicin Miami, the CAPITAL of confidence and crazy.
Virgo: Firefly Music Festival
Youre a little more careful than others and pay close attention to detail. And, sure, you like to keep it a little safe, but you also value a great time.
Firefly gives you the perfect festival experience without completely turning your world upside down because you find a sense of comfort in the tight-knitcommunity of festival goers whoattend. Youll be able to get close to your fav performers without missing a beat (or losing your friends in the crowd).
You value companionship and seek relationships with intriguing people, and, of course, have a soft spot in your heart for good art and music.
This makes Chicago-based Lollapalooza the perfect festival for you because youll get to experience kick-ass lineups with fellow creatives in a city where the possibilities of meeting new people are endless.
Scorpio: Desert Trip
Youre insanely passionate and over-the-top emotional, which makes Desert Trip the festival for you.
With iconic acts like Paul McCartney, Bob Dylan, The Rolling Stones and more, this festival will overwhelmyou with all of the #FEELS.
Plus, Scorpios are also super competitive, and scoring tickets to a once in a lifetime show like this could be a fun challenge.
Sagittarius: Burning Man
Youve got a passion for traveling and crave culture, which would make Burning Man the trip of a freakin LIFETIMEfor you.
Between the mind-blowing art installations, insane performances and unique displays of self-expression, you wont want to come back to reality becauseyoull be too busy soul searching.
Capricorn: iHeartRadio Music Festival
Youre controlled, disciplined and have great planning skills, so what better city to attend a music festival in than Las Vegas?!
If youve got the controlto enjoy yourself without letting loosein Sin City, then go for it!
The iHeartRadio Music Festivalwould be ideal forsomeone as organized as you because everyone onthe killer lineup will be performing on one stage in the T-Mobile Arena, which makes for a less chaotic and all-over-the-place festival experience.
So there you have it.
Although some of these festivals have passed us by, theres nothing stopping you from planning for next year.
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