Roll Deport Tide! Creepy Musburger parody petitions White House to snag Webb

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As Twitchy reported this morning, ESPN sportscaster Brent Musberger’s creepy admission that he is smitten with Alabama quarterback A.J. McCarron’s girlfriend sparked an internet sensation. First, the NFL’s Darnell Dockett tried to entice Katherine Webb with his digits and an invite to Wingstop. Webb’s follower count exploded, and even Wingstop got in on the action.

Twitter, as always, delivered with the @CreepyMusburger parody account.

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BCS title game not a total waste. Least we got @creepymusburger on Twitter…

— Jason Arkley (@JasonAmessenger) January 8, 2013

If theres a silver lining to the game, its the fact that @creepymusburger has been spawned. Hysterical

— Kevin Brown (@RastiSpawna) January 8, 2013

The instant creation @creepymusburger is why I’m glad twitter is a thing #thanks21stcentury

— Nick (@NicksYourPal) January 8, 2013

Amen! The parody account has been tweeting Ms. Webb with lame-tastic come-ons like this.

So true twitter.com/CreepyMusburge…

— Creepy Musburger (@CreepyMusburger) January 8, 2013

RT @creepymusburger: @_katherinewebb What are your thoughts on much, much, much older men?

— Yost Built (@YostBuilt) January 8, 2013

RT @creepymusburger: @_katherinewebb Got any plans after the game?

— The Heckler (@The_Heckler) January 8, 2013

@_katherinewebb Here’s the YouTube clip of me making you famous: ow.ly/gCxNl

— Creepy Musburger (@CreepyMusburger) January 8, 2013

I’ll be in the booth with @_katherinewebb on my lap RT @millerroad: So, does ESPN allow Musberger back for the second half?

— Creepy Musburger (@CreepyMusburger) January 8, 2013

@_katherinewebb Want to take a stroll around the parking lot at halftime?

— Creepy Musburger (@CreepyMusburger) January 8, 2013

@_katherinewebb Have you ever heard of Tony Randall? He was 50 years older than his wife. Just saying…

— Creepy Musburger (@CreepyMusburger) January 8, 2013

@_katherinewebb I once got in a fistfight with Jimmy the Greek. Ask your grandpa about it.

— Creepy Musburger (@CreepyMusburger) January 8, 2013

@_katherinewebb Your boyfriend’s got a cramp. Time to ditch the zero and get with a 73-year-old sportscaster.

— Creepy Musburger (@CreepyMusburger) January 8, 2013

He even asked for advice from The Hef.

@hughhefner What’s your secret to attracting younger women? Should I get a captain’s hat and silk pajamas?

— Creepy Musburger (@CreepyMusburger) January 8, 2013

The account is now taking “ditching the zero” into its own hands, and is petitioning the White House to deport A.J. McCarron to smooth the path to Webb’s heart.

WE PETITION THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION TO:

Deport A.J. McCarron so Brent Musberger can steal his girlfriend.

A 73-year-old broadcaster’s 100% healthy obsession with a college quarterback’s model girlfriend.

Piers Morgan is going to be totally mad that he is stealing his deportation petition thunder!

Sign my petition! Deport A.J. McCarron so Brent Musberger can steal his girlfriend wh.gov/PkvQ

— Creepy Musburger (@CreepyMusburger) January 8, 2013

Only need 24,998 more signatures for this awesome petition. Help an old man out: wh.gov/PkvQ

— Creepy Musburger (@CreepyMusburger) January 8, 2013

Twitter users are loving the creepy petition.

“@creepymusburger: Only need 24,998 more signatures for this awesome petition. Help an old man out: wh.gov/PkvQ” Freaking awesome!

— Heather Burnside (@HeatherRadio) January 8, 2013

this is awesome “@creepymusburger: Still stuck on two signatures. Really need some help here! wh.gov/PkvQ

— Adam Banke (@AdamBanke) January 8, 2013

Best. Petition. Ever. RT @creepymusburger: Still stuck on two signatures. Really need some help here! wh.gov/PkvQ #BCS

— Michelle M (@mrm0726) January 8, 2013

Sign it! RT @creepymusburger: Sign my petition! Deport A.J. McCarron so Brent Musberger can steal his girlfriend wh.gov/PkvQ

— Jeremy Mullin (@jmullin9) January 8, 2013

But, trouble still looms on the horizon?  He may have another obstacle in his path: Another faux Twitter account.

Back off! RT @joenamath I want to kiss you @_katherinewebb

— Creepy Musburger (@CreepyMusburger) January 8, 2013

@JoeNamath didn’t really tweet that, so there is still hope for @CreepyMusburger yet!

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/01/08/roll-deport-tide-creepy-musburger-parody-petitions-white-house-in-bid-to-snag-katherine-webbs-heart/