Man Caught Having Sex With Pavement Because Everyone Needs To Feel Loved Sometimes
There are no words.
But we will try.
So a couple of blokes were minding their own business at work in New Zealand when they spotted a guy making sweet, sensual love to the parking lot pavement.
The man was filmed with his pants down having a good whack at the ground. It’s confusing and wrong.
He’s seen thrusting his hips in front of a white van, unaware he’s the laughing stock of an entire office above him.
The footage was uploaded to YouTube with this commentary:
So this is what we’ve come to work to this morning — this little ground sex-session going on.
It’s outside our window. He’s just having a good go at the ground. Look at that. Awesome.
His friend is there checking him out. What is he doing?
There’s our office, and there’s the fella, just f****** the ground.
The video also found its way onto Reddit, where many viewers were left horrified and emotionally scarred.
One person wrote,
“Boy, this was a little more HD than it really needed to be.”
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