Heh: Any takers? Al Gore’s flailing Current TV is up for sale


Check the couch cushions? What kind of big spender are you?

Whatever the asking price, it’s too much.RT @chris_1791: Gore ‘s Current TV Up For Salevia @newsbusters (RSS) goo.gl/9oIvz

— Christy (@desertgardens) October 26, 2012

Al Gore’s Current TV is reportedly on the market and the Twitterverse can’t help but snicker at the failing left-wing network.

One previous owner. Hardly used. MT @jtlol @newyorkpost Current TV is up for sale, says CEO Joel Hyatt: #tcot

— David Jack Smith (@davidjacksmith) October 26, 2012

We’re guessing a bit of stray pocket lint will put you in the running to boss around “talent” like Joy Behar, Eliot Spitzer and Jennifer Granholm.

Does it come w RedBull Granholm or the sedate one? RT @hotlinereid Current TV up for sale, CEO says. Check the couch cushions! #HotlineSort

— petesnyder (@petesnyder) October 26, 2012

And which is the better deal?

Al Gore’s left-wing network Current TV is up for sale… I’m sure it can’t be because nobody watched it. #caring

— Chase Lindley (@chaselindley) October 26, 2012

Evidently Current TV is an actual television network carried by actual cable providers. Who knew?

The New York Post reports that a whopping three buyers have made inquiries. The article did not confirm whether those inquiries consisted of questions like, “Are you freakin’ kidding me?”

Current TV is up for sale, meanwhile Rush Limbaugh ratings skyrocketing… Heheh.- NYPOST.com nyp.st/QJeEXs @newyorkpost

— Ian Haliczer (@mininerd_ish) October 26, 2012

How much are 3 viewers worth? I guess we’ll find out. Or not. Current TV Up for sale: tinyurl.com/9e54e6y #obama2012 #tcot

— copycat (@copycat042) October 26, 2012

Probably ran out of ‘carbon credits’ from spewing so much hot air on a network no one watches RT @jamiegator Gore’s Current TV Up For Sale –

— Randy Herrmann (@Herrmann8er) October 26, 2012

I have a dollar. RT @newsbusters: Gore’s Current TV Up For Sale – Al Gore's Current TV is up for sale… ow.ly/2sSlvq

— Bruce Domes (@usarespnsblty) October 26, 2012

*LOL* who in the hell would buy this? RT @newsbusters:Gore’s Current TV Up For Sale ow.ly/2sSlvq

— Mr. Ref (@KMBReferee) October 26, 2012

Twitterers have a couple of great suggestions for possible buyers.

I think Bain should buy it – just for kicks. “@dawnriseth: Gore’s Current TV Up For Sale | NewsBusters shar.es/cdQys

— Jeff Gurner (@jeffgurner) October 26, 2012

Oh please buy it Sheldon Adelson RT @jtlol Current TV is up for sale, says CEO Joel Hyatt: nyp.st/QJeEXsvia @newyorkpost

— Neal D. (@Neal_Dewing) October 26, 2012

Make it happen!

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