Everyone wins at the #ProgressiveOlympics

http://twitter.com/#!/wbdnewton/status/228855364886622212

Not all of us can make it to London for the Olympics, but that doesn’t mean we can’t have a little fun … at the Left’s expense.

This morning, the right side of the Twitterverse launched a hashtag that imagined what it might look like if progressives occupied the Olympics.

#ProgressiveOlympics A Race to the Bottom!

— Galt's Gulch (@jesthe3rd) July 27, 2012

Let the games begin!

#ProgressiveOlympics ON YOUR MARX…GET SET

— Bella Pelosi (@BellaPelosi) July 27, 2012

Go!

#ProgressiveOlympics Every medal has an asterisk, indicating that somebody else made that happen.

— Wodeshed (@Wodeshed) July 27, 2012

Rhetorical Gymnastics #ProgressiveOlympics

— Teufel Schäferhund (@THEJeremyChoate) July 27, 2012

#ProgressiveOlympics 500 meter La Raza

— Gregory VII (@AGM100TUC) July 27, 2012

Alinsk-eet Shooting #ProgressiveOlympics

— Matt Dawson (@SaintRPh) July 27, 2012

1000-Meter Chant #ProgressiveOlympics

— Brian Jones (@FlashHeart59) July 27, 2012

Dependency decathlon #ProgressiveOlympics

— Closet Righty (@Closetrighty) July 27, 2012

Racecard draw competition #ProgressiveOlympics

— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) July 27, 2012

#ProgressiveOlympics One Hand Twinkles

— suzyrice (@suzy_rice) July 27, 2012

#Fauxcahontas Powwow contest #ProgressiveOlympics

— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) July 27, 2012

Manufacturing headlines #ProgressiveOlympics

— Jai Freeman (@JaiSimon) July 27, 2012

Bending the Cost Curve. #ProgressiveOlympics

— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) July 27, 2012

Synchronized Lying. #ProgressiveOlympics

— ن Miké Ramoné ن (@ThePantau) July 27, 2012

Anarchery #ProgressiveOlympics

— TheH2 (@TheH2) July 27, 2012

And now for the closing ceremony:

Team USA apologizes to every country in Olympic Village #ProgressiveOlympics

— Justin McCarthy (@jmac82) July 27, 2012

Any guesses as to whether the lapdog media will cover this trending hashtag?

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/07/27/everyone-wins-at-the-progressiveolympics/