28 Socks That Should Be Shot Into Space

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Humanity will be better off when our planet has been rid of these terrible socks.

1. These are just some of the socks which should probably be shot into space.

2. Like these ones.

3. These socks should be sent into space, and Mike should be sent with them, never to return.

4. These ones don’t make enough sense to remain on Earth any longer.

Fire it directly to space.

5. OH no socks. You are not welcome here anymore.

6. Earth doesn’t need these socks.

7. SEND IT ALL THE WAY TO SPACE.

8. These ones aren’t THAT bad but they’re quite ugly so should be shot into space just to be safe.

9. These socks, and the person who did this to them, should be far beyond our solar system.

10. “I wore these socks because I’m an asshole, before they were shot into space.”

11. Straight to space with your filthy habit.

12. Are these socks sexy? No.

Should they be fired into space, never to return to this good green Earth of ours? Yes.

13. Nor do we need these. These are holding back humanity.

14. Just, get on the shuttle.

15. T-minus 10 seconds to liftoff.

25. ONE. WE HAVE BLAST OFF.

26. Godspeed, you terrible socks.

27. You are the aliens’ problem now.

28. Only these socks may remain on Earth.

Only these.

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