21 Things Overheard At The Alt J Concert In Bengaluru

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“I’m a female rebel.” –Every guy in the crowd.

1. “Is that alt-J?”

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No, that’s the incredibly talented Daniel Waples, joined by another equally entertaining performer, THePETEBOX.

2. “Heyyy! You took a plane to Bangalore?”

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“Lucky bastard. I came by bus. Bet you have a VIP pass too. Show-off.”

3. “Dude, is there heavy checking at the entrance? I have some stash in my sock.”

4. “That’s Parvaaz, man. You don’t know Parvaaz? I love Parvaaz.”

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#ShitIndianHipstersSay

(Seriously, though, listen to Parvaaz. They’re really, really good)

5. “Is THAT alt-J?”

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No, that’s English drum n bass quartet, Rudimental. Killer set tho.

6. “Oh, riiiiiight! I’ve heard that one song by them.”

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Sure.

7. “Guys, we MUST do a Bhangra Mexican Wave during Taro.”

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8. “How can they do Bhangra yaar? Do they even know what the song is about?”

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9. “I just hope it doesn’t rain too much, man.”

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10. “Is THAT alt-J?”

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Yes it is.

11. “HOLY SHIT IT’S ALT J.”

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….WHAT WE SAID.

12. “Hey dude, please put your camera down.”

13. “Hey dude, please put your hand triangle down.”

Mehi Shah

14. “Hey dude, please put your human down.”

Mehi Shah

15.I’m a female rebel.” –Every guy in the crowd.

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16. “Why do they keep spelling stuff out?”

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“Sick beat tho.”

17. “Dude, I’ve never heard this song before. But it’s awesome!”

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18. “Please play Breezeblocks. Please play Breezeblocks. OMFG THEY’RE PLAYING BREEZEBLOCKS.”

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Well, what did you expect?

19. “PLEASE DON’T GO, PLEASE DON’T GO, I LOVE YOU SO, I LOVE YOU SO.” –Every single person in the crowd.

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Kinda apt, as Breezeblocks was also their last song of the night.

20. “Fuck. I’m. High. Motherfucker. I’m. So. Fucking. High.”

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-Legit words from a random dude suffering from an alt-J hangover and just alcoholism in general.

21. “Thank God it didn’t rain too much, man.”

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Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/shayanroy/pass-me-the-alt-j